Charmin Bears Al Rescante!

So Papa Bear and the Bear Cub are superheroes. Keeping the world safe from toilet paper on your ass! I feel safer already.

Am I the only one who on the lookout for sexism in commercials? Why is it always Choosy Moms and parenthetically Choosy Dads who choose Jif? Why is it Mom who’s queen of the laundry? Why is it the boys who are the toilet paper sentries? It’s not fair!

I’m sure that Mama Bear and that Prissy Amy Bear could be just as good as the boys at spotting the dreaded “paper bits” on the tail ends of people and of bears. But no, they are stuck back at the cave, more concerned with toilet paper softness than they are with toilet paper strength.

Now, trust me, I understand that softness is important. There’s nothing worse than a chapped ass when you’re trying to get through your day, but I can’t remember the last time I used 400 grit sandpaper in the john.

So the girls represent softness and the boys represent strength, albeit in towel capes.