We Shall Overcome

I think the lack of diversity in the Bears’ realm is appalling. Look around, all you see are bears. No other critters of any kind. “But wait!” you might exclaim, “there is a duck.” I’m sure that Leonard (Papa Bear) would be happy to inform you that “One of my best friends is a duck.” We’ve been hearing that pandering crap for years. And just how is this friendship manifest? The duck is offering Leonard a better way to clean shit off of his fur! Why not just have the duck stand outside the bear's cave with his wing out, like those lawn jockeys that one sees in old neighborhoods?